Thread: i made a big dsm mistake today!!!

Today i let my wife, for the first time, take my laser because she said her corolla was out of gas.. when she brang it back it smelled of badly burnt clutch and was smoking out the bottom of the car!!!!so i test drove it and its slipping sooooo bad and this is my brand new 450 mile ACT clutch..hopefully its just glazed she must have beeen slipping and riding on the clutch the whole way.. :cry: .im sorry guy's itll never happen again but there was no warning post on this subject ..i learned my lesson...

why are women made with smaller feet than men??... so they can stand closer to the sink!!!!
how fast can a man open a beer?.... no time at all.. she should have opened it when she brang it to you!!
when should a women have a wristwatch??...... never there is a clock on the oven!!!

Thats why I do like the goverment,keep em ignent.I tried teaching my wife how to drive my 2gnt and amazingly,she wouldn't stall out and after a few tries,she stopped over revving,but she couldn't go from 2nd to third!!!!WTFi was like 1st,2nd, and 3rrrrrd,not 1st ,2nd, then 5th!!!well she gave up and,shell probably freak if she feels the turbo spool up.She drives a kia sportage it's so shitty and slow that when im driving it i wanna get out and push to see if it'll actually move.Bro get a rental,teach her with that,or move to Afganistan and teach her whats up!!! :P J/K.

Originally Posted by speedy13

Thats why I do like the goverment,keep em ignent.I tried teaching my wife how to drive my 2gnt and amazingly,she wouldn't stall out and after a few tries,she stopped over revving,but she couldn't go from 2nd to third!!!!WTFi was like 1st,2nd, and 3rrrrrd,not 1st ,2nd, then 5th!!!well she gave up and,shell probably freak if she feels the turbo spool up.She drives a kia sportage it's so poop and slow that when im driving it i wanna get out and push to see if it'll actually move.Bro get a rental,teach her with that,or move to Afganistan and teach her whats up!!! :P J/K.

the worst part she already knows how to drive manual trans.. I asked her why she did that and all she said.. was" well that car feels different than other stickshift and the pedal is too hard to push!!!

heheh.. Degrading jokes are funny... I picked up one in canada..


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Give her a shovel!!!

My woman can drive a 3500lb clutch fine. I think you need an upgrade.

You have a N/T Woman, all men deserve at least a little blower.

Originally Posted by boostdork

My woman can drive a 3500lb clutch fine. I think you need an upgrade.

You have a N/T Woman, all men deserve at least a little blower.

YEAH BUT MY WIFE IS A AIRHEAD!! SHE WENT TO RENEW HER NURSING LICENSE SO SHE MAILED THE PAYMENT IN.. SHE GOT SOMETHING BACK IN THE MAIL.......HER OWN PAYMENT!!THAT AIRHEAD MAILED THE PAYMENT TO HERSELF..THE BAD PART IS IT TOOK A WEEK TO GET THERE... OR HERE???WHATEVER???lol