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    Police warning to Men


    Police today warned all men who frequent clubs and
    parties to stay cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are
    using a date rape drug called "BEER" to target unsuspecting men. This
    drug comes in liquid form and is available everywhere. "Beer" is used
    by female predators to persuade helpless male victims to
    go home with them. Women need only persuade a man to
    consume a few of these "BEERS" and then ask him home
    for no-strings-attached sex, a simple approach that
    renders most men helpless.

    After several "BEERS," men will have sex with even unattractive women.

    Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night
    before, a horrible headache, and a vague feeling that something bad
    happened. Some really unfortunate men are even separated from their
    life's savings by a scam called "a relationship." In extreme cases,
    females have entrapped unsuspecting males into long-term
    servitude through a punishment called "Marriage".
    Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam
    once "BEER" is administered.

    Forward this warning to every male you know. And if
    you, or some men you know, have fallen victim to this insidious "BEER"

    and the predatory women who administer it, rest assured: male support
    groups exist in every major city where you can discuss the ugly
    details of your encounter in an open and frank manner
    with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the
    support group nearest you, look in the Yellow Pages
    under: "Golf Courses."
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    that was fu@king great!!! :P
    hi, I'm the idiot behind the wrench.

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    Seen it before many times, but always funny as hell!!!
    "Swilling NA beer and Leaded Fuel is my Hobbie"
    I am getting married so you can have your Girlfriend back...

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    lol....

    Thats all I can say.

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    where are these girls, and why dont i know them?

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